Tuesday, 07 March 2006

• marriage is a funny thing....

  One morning, driving to the metro station.

  him: My eye itches.

  me: Is it okay?

  him: I think I have a monkey in it.

  When talking about my desire to have a baby.

  him: You’re just going to have to suppress those urges.

  me: I’ve been doing that for a long time, now!

  him: Well, then you should be good at it.

  Reading the bumper stickers on the car in front of us.

  “When you think you’re perfect, try walking on water.”

  me: I think that’s a good one for you.

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